Ahoy, me scurvy sea-dog mates!

Don't ye be fergettin' t'at today be Internat'nl Talk Like A Pirate Day. Don't let me catch ye spewin' any of t'at lubber parlay unless ye fancy a walk out t' plank. Catch yer own crewmates up in a tizzy o' pirate scupper ta gang-press 'em along. Remember, it's join t' crew or feed t' sharks!

Help a strugglin' barnacle scraper, will ye?

Next time I agree to give four different 45m-60m talks in the space of two weeks... just shoot me, okay?

*yaaarrrr... into the night*

Edit: Oh, thank goodness. The fourth talk isn't actually until the 3rd. Class presentation, that one, that got bumped one way, and then back again.