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I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router.
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I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router.

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It is now only cheating in your reference frame.

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The president is actually doing the same thing in the third to last panel.

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Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts.

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It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time.

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The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater.
It's only been... okay, I don't want to think how long.
We are preparing to take the beta update page and the beta inbox out of beta with the next code release. We don't have an exact date yet, but this is your last chance to tell us about problems!
To enable the beta versions: go to Beta Features and enable the "new Create Entries" beta test for the new update page and the "New Inbox Page" for the, well, new inbox page.
If this is your first time using the beta update page: nearly everything on it can be adjusted, moved, or removed to some degree. The upper right side of the update form has a " ⚙️ Rearrange Panels" link.
Not every panel is enabled by default! If you don't see something you're used to finding, look in the disabled panels. While in Rearrange mode, you can enable or disable panels, drag them to whatever position you want, and generally customize it to your heart's content.
Once we push the button and switch to the new update and inbox pages for everyone, we cannot keep the old ones available. We are so close to finishing the decade-long "get rid of the undocumented custom templating language from 1996 that no one else uses" modernization project that's been sapping our collective will to live that we can taste it, and we can't convert the old update page and the updated inbox page is the converted version. This is your last chance to alert us of problems. If you let us know after the switch goes live, we'll still fix it, but we can't guarantee how fast. Prevent future problems and test drive them now!

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Bonus points if you can figure out what the canine is.
Hi all,
I had to push some code live today to fix something, and that brought with it a couple of new things like if you have two-factor authentication (2FA/MFA) enabled, you got automatically logged out and it is now required to log in. If you don't, you can set it up if you want (you don't have to.)
This also means that if you have 2FA enabled, you will not be able to use 3P clients using your username and password anymore. You should be able to use API keys in most cases, but there's some nuance to that (and tbh, I just am not precisely sure what clients anybody even uses.)
Please do comment if you're seeing anything weird, as per usual, and we'll work on it. Thank you!

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All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out.

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But you wouldn't BELIEVE how many probably-true fun facts I know from youtube.

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That janitor just goes from building to building helping people.



You’d think that 20 years and more than 1400 recipes later, I’d be closing this chapter. What could there possibly be left to know? Haven’t we kale salad-ed and tomato soup-ed and apple pie-d our way to fulfillment yet?
Well no, absolutely not. In fact, most days, I feel like I’m just getting started.

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That whole section is unappreciated comedy gold.

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It's just a more full service lending program.

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It's the one time this sort of thing worked.