As some of you may have noticed

my brother, beardedone, now has a livejournal of his own.

I am firmly convinced that this is the reason for the recent spate of terribly, frightfully cold and snowy weather in the Seattle and Ann Arbor areas. Because, as we all well know, Seattle and Ann Arbor (being the liberal bastions that they are) are merely cleverly disguised portals to Hell. And I'm damn certain that Satan is banging on the Infernal Ductwork going:

"What the heck? C'mon you blasted imps, it doesn't snow down here! What's going on?!?"

At which time he checks the Infernal News Network and understands.

"Oh, them Grays both have a web presence, at the same time. That must be it."

I'm certain that's the reason. It makes far too much sense to be otherwise, no?

(Yes, I am reading Good Omens for the first time right now, but that has nothing to do with this. Whatsoever.)