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[willowroot]

Study Proves Universe Created by Committee

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[kickaha.livejournal.com]

So let's take this to its logical conclusion, given an infinite number of planets...

The universe was created by an infinite number of committees, all pulling in opposing directions.

Yup, sounds like good old random chance to me! :D

[flinx.livejournal.com]

So, wait, are you espousing for hordes of Great Big Enormous Independent Deific Contractors, or are you going for Beings So Luminously Small And Multitudinous that they each qualify as sub-atomic particles?

Hrmm, I think you might've solved the Grand-Unified Theory problem... ;-)