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3:12 And lo, the Body having Exercized, and lo, the Stomach was empty.
The Stomach cried out, great was its need, and greater was its voice.
"GNAWR" it cried, telling the Brain of its need.
"GNAWR GNAWR" it cried, telling the Cow-orkers*, showing them that the Brain was falling down on the job.
The Brain said "Shush, in a moment, Loud One!"
The Cow-orkers said "Feed that beast, oh Hungry One! It languish so!"
"GNAWR GURGLE GNAWR" cried the Stomach, and lo, it was wroth; and the Brain quailed at the might of the Stomach.
The Cow-orkers amended "Just do not feed that beast of the beans, or of the broccoli, for we share the same room!"**
The Brain acquiesced, and heated the Lunch, and many, many tasty bites were sacrificed to appease the beast, the Stomach.
Amen.
*'Cow-orker' is the literal translation. It is believed that the prophet Feedumlots was attempting a pun upon the actual phrase, 'Irritating Individuals Who Breathe My Air'.
**This verse is currently considered to be an addition by the prophet Feedumlots' fellow hut-dweller, the ancient sage Holdshisnose.
The Stomach cried out, great was its need, and greater was its voice.
"GNAWR" it cried, telling the Brain of its need.
"GNAWR GNAWR" it cried, telling the Cow-orkers*, showing them that the Brain was falling down on the job.
The Brain said "Shush, in a moment, Loud One!"
The Cow-orkers said "Feed that beast, oh Hungry One! It languish so!"
"GNAWR GURGLE GNAWR" cried the Stomach, and lo, it was wroth; and the Brain quailed at the might of the Stomach.
The Cow-orkers amended "Just do not feed that beast of the beans, or of the broccoli, for we share the same room!"**
The Brain acquiesced, and heated the Lunch, and many, many tasty bites were sacrificed to appease the beast, the Stomach.
Amen.
*'Cow-orker' is the literal translation. It is believed that the prophet Feedumlots was attempting a pun upon the actual phrase, 'Irritating Individuals Who Breathe My Air'.
**This verse is currently considered to be an addition by the prophet Feedumlots' fellow hut-dweller, the ancient sage Holdshisnose.
