*tears of laughter*

Okay, this really is for those of us Cheeldren uff de Naaight (both those transient and those permanent) who delight in goth-club scenes. However, it is truly a stupendous example of story-telling that all can enjoy.

I show you the way to The Tale of Napoleon Dorkemite.

(ganked from Miniver Cheevy, aka jonathonkorman)