My own "student's answers are insane/funny/great" bit...
Second midterm exam in the virus class I'm TA'ing. The material covered on the exam includes emerging diseases, such as Ebola. Here's the question & answer:
What are prominent symptoms of Ebola infection?
bleeding from orifices, reddened eyes, death
*snrk*
My response:
death Yes, well, but that's not a symptom, per se...
(Just because something's got an 90%+ mortality rate doesn't make "death" a symptom)
What are prominent symptoms of Ebola infection?
bleeding from orifices, reddened eyes, death
*snrk*
My response:
death Yes, well, but that's not a symptom, per se...
(Just because something's got an 90%+ mortality rate doesn't make "death" a symptom)