Caught!

Yes, I'll admit that I'm a freaky fellow. Someone actually managed to snap a pic of me making out with a penguin at the zoo.
( Yes, I'm a filthy, filthy penguin-kisser. I admit it. )

Oh my.

I've been loaned a bass guitar, and books, for the summer. (Jeef: Yamaha RBX270)

I haven't seriously picked up an instrument in over 20 years.

(and the fact I can say that with a straight face, and mean it, makes me feel oooooold)

Torchwood is cruel.

I mean seriously. Once this first season is over, the fan-ficcers are going to be so, so sad.

There will be absolutely no slash left to write. Anywhere.

Yes, I'm guessing. (Okay, okay, there might be some. But, jeez, that's... how many pairings by Ep 8? Sheesh.)