*cackles gleefully*

Oh, Badscience, where have you been my whole science/media teaching career?!?!

Oh, you and me are going to have some fun...

(Badscience is a column in the UK Guardian, written by an MD (apparently) that twits, savages, and occasionally harrumphs over science in the media, and how the media often gets it really wrong. In addition to whacking naughty pseudo-scientists as necessary. Whee!)

Linked haiku.

Industrious ant,
strong, quick, you've found my home.
Die, little bastards.

Crunch, smash, stomp and splash.
Mighty toes spell doom swiftly,
then must I go wash.

*grumble gripe mumble*

(Yes, exterminator's on the way, they'll be here end of the week. Big little buggers.)