Alright, succumbing to the pressure.

[willowroot]

Why, yes, yes I AM a nerd. Why do you ask?





And now, when someone asks me if I'm a god, I can honestly say yes. So there.

Comments

[knightlygoddess.livejournal.com]

Does this mean we have to build you a temple now?

[flinx.livejournal.com]

We like this one. She may live.

In lieu of an actual construction site (have you seen the paperwork for a new god? oy!), worship services may be conducted at friends' houses. Good cooking is always an acceptable sacrifice, especially if it involves chocolate.

[knightlygoddess.livejournal.com]

(have you seen the paperwork for a new god? oy!)

The use of a Yiddish exclamation indicates that it is possible you are a Jewish god, in which case, we could no longer speak your name!

[flinx.livejournal.com]

The use of a Yiddish exclamation indicates that it is possible you are a Jewish god

Ummm, err, no, I'm merely your classic escaped-Catholic god who just happened to spend two years at a Jewish college, seven years with a Jewish girlfriend, and a mom who loves Leo Rosten's Joy of Yiddish. That's all.

(Because where's the fun in having worshipful throngs who can't shout out your name in adulation? Sheesh!)

[knightlygoddess.livejournal.com]

(Because where's the fun in having worshipful throngs who can't shout out your name in adulation? Sheesh!)

Or, to be able to call out your name during sex, which even the most unfaithful are prone to do!

[flinx.livejournal.com]

We definitely like the way you think. Not only may you live, you may serve in the temple hierarchy. Especially in the 'plotting outreach' and 'devising entertainments' divisions.

Yes, the thought of millions of people across the globe crying out my name in a passionate moment... yes, indeed.

[knightlygoddess.livejournal.com]

Not only may you live, you may serve in the temple hierarchy.

Sweet! When do I get fitted for my new robes?

And logically...there are likely thousands of people who already cry out your name during passionate moments, given that Brian is a rather popular name. Making you a god just means that everyone will. ;)